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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Apr 18, 2011 22:01:49 GMT -5
$%%#^#@@$^*&%@##$%@!
You ate the cookie, and theres so much wrong with that statement! *curls into a ball not sure what to do*
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Post by Lady Amira Nuit on Apr 18, 2011 22:55:45 GMT -5
*Magical transports everyone into one room. Shots everyone with a tranquilizer dart and ties them up. Then puts cookie on desk in front of everyone to see. Hiding it in plan site. Then puts a bomb on the cookie. Watches as everyone awakes.*
*Smiles evily* "10 seconds b*tches! Bye!" *Then disappears leaving everyone tied up with a cookie bomb.*
(I just like to make my own fun!) ^_^ Muahahahaha!
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on Apr 18, 2011 23:22:42 GMT -5
I eat the cookie, bomb and all. It blows up and I burp.
"Yum! C-7! I always like a bit of Compound 7 with my cookie."
Then I orb away.
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Post by Lady Amira Nuit on Apr 19, 2011 7:23:03 GMT -5
WHAT?! I feel robbed. The rules state you can NOT eat the cookie!!!
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Apr 19, 2011 13:23:58 GMT -5
He ate the cookie twice! *goes into beserk mode* This hand of mine glows with an awesome power, it's raging grip roars for me to defeat you! Take this, all my love, my hate, and all of my sorrow! Blazing Finger! *crushes Bipp's head*
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on Apr 19, 2011 19:06:25 GMT -5
My head reforms itself. "Ha! Nice try." I fire my mega mouth beam at Monkey, frying him into a crispy critter.
Then I go on a rampage, killing and maiming as I smash.
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Post by Night on Apr 26, 2011 4:23:05 GMT -5
that's it...." walks up to bipp as he looks at him with anger in his eyes..." you dare eat the cookie...now you pay..." moves in close and without warning reaches his hand into bipps mouth and pulls out every cookie he has eaten and all of them are in perfect condition and without ickyness on them and then he fades away and appears in a room with barney the dinosaur and he hands them to him..." you have been charged to guard the cookies...do not fail me..." Barney then kneels and speaks. " as you command my master..." Barney then pulls out a purple lightsaber and gets ready to protect the cookies. ((( Ha!!!)))
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Post by Night on Apr 26, 2011 4:23:20 GMT -5
that's it...." walks up to bipp as he looks at him with anger in his eyes..." you dare eat the cookie...now you pay..." moves in close and without warning reaches his hand into bipps mouth and pulls out every cookie he has eaten and all of them are in perfect condition and without ickyness on them and then he fades away and appears in a room with barney the dinosaur and he hands them to him..." you have been charged to guard the cookies...do not fail me..." Barney then kneels and speaks. " as you command my master..." Barney then pulls out a purple lightsaber and gets ready to protect the cookies. ((( Ha!!!)))
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Post by Big Boss on Apr 26, 2011 12:00:21 GMT -5
I, Snake, appeared in front of barney and pulled out my dark green lightsaber and twirls it around in fancy motions. "On guard, you freak!"
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on Apr 26, 2011 19:38:17 GMT -5
I stomp up and my arms split into 40 arms, each of them holding a blue lightsaber.
"You can not beat me!" I pwn Barnie and Snake and eat the cookies. "Wait. Does-" then I evolve again, turning into a planet eatter. I eat every planet with cookies on it.
"Ha! Got you all! I win!"
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Post by Night on Apr 29, 2011 3:55:30 GMT -5
* eats planet eater...*
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Apr 29, 2011 19:27:24 GMT -5
*dramatic music for effect* www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKUeZQbMF0Monkey looked up at the planet eater, flexing his hands before forming fists. A bright yellow aura engulfed him, he began to drift upward and energy gathered in each hand. "Here I go, take this! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Energy erupted from both hands and formed a massive beam that began pushing the planet eater back before blowing a huge gaping hole through it's middle, but the creature still moved. "More huh? Fine by me! Erupting Burning Dragon Finger!" Monkey's right hand turned a blazing red and from it shot out a massive seven headed dragon that pushed the planet eater back and scroched it's surface, but the giant still had life. "Finishing Move! ULTIMATE GIGA DRILL FIST OF THE LIVING FLAME!" Monkey's left hand was enveloped in energy that formed itself into a shining yellow drill. Monkey launched himself upaward and plunged the drill into the planet eater and watched as the drill shredded the planet eater's inside before causing it to explode from the inside out.The resulting explosion caused millions of cookies to rain down on the planet. Monkey fell down to the ground from exhaustion, and looked at the falling cookies. "That's that!" Monkey closed his eyes and began to sleep.
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on Apr 29, 2011 22:14:18 GMT -5
*regenerates* okay! Time to end this! *wishes for the thread to end. It comes true*
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Post by Lord VIM on May 7, 2011 10:20:06 GMT -5
Runs in and eats Bippwatt "NOM NOM NOM, huh tastes like bubble gum."
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on May 12, 2011 0:20:41 GMT -5
DARN! SO CLOSE!
*WISHING HARDER!*
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