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Post by hulkster590 on Dec 16, 2010 21:42:28 GMT -5
Come on no chase the cookie game people honestly.
Rules
1 get the cookie anyway possible no matter how ridiculous
2 no eating the cookie
3 do not break the rules
4 you gotta put down whats guarding it/ where you hid it and yes they can know where it is they just got to post how they get it
ill start this show off
The cookie is in a bank vault.
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Dec 16, 2010 23:57:50 GMT -5
*puts on ski mask and robs bank of cookie*
"Mine now biatches!", Yells while hiding cookie in hollow tree stump.
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Post by hulkster590 on Dec 17, 2010 0:13:33 GMT -5
*pays a hobo to poke you in the belly and while your wonder wtf just happened i take the cookie and toss it into a portal filled with demons.
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Post by Krechr on Dec 17, 2010 19:57:34 GMT -5
*Was already a demon there and catches cookie. Throws it onto the moon.* I think this calls for a classic Monkey punt!
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Dec 17, 2010 21:34:30 GMT -5
*punches Krechr in the face*
Copy righted.
*flies to moon and put's it in pocket*
Keeping this thing close to me now.
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Post by hulkster590 on Dec 17, 2010 23:21:43 GMT -5
*hits monkey over the head with a monkey wrench takes the cookie out his pocket and flys off the moon creates a zombie scoops its brain out and hides the cookie inside its head*
My zombie slave is guarding it... oh crap his names monkey "paladin"...not my most thought out plan...
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Dec 18, 2010 10:49:24 GMT -5
*Twitches out of anger*
Time to have some fun!
*jumps off moon and starts falling towards earth at super sonic speed while preparing to atta zombie*
Super Sonic Zombie Slaying Drop Kick Meteor!
*Kicks Hulkster in head and causes a massive crater to appear, then an enourmous explosion occur*
Hahahahaha! That was awesome! My cookie!
*grabs cookie and runs into underground bunker*
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Post by raithborn on Dec 19, 2010 11:02:58 GMT -5
*Slips into underground base before the door closes. Then shoots monkey in the back with a elephant tranq, then takes cookie*
*Hides cookie inside of a giant fighting robot*
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Liebe ist f?r alle da
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Post by Big Boss on Dec 19, 2010 13:23:55 GMT -5
I smack the giant fighting robot and take it from him. (I am Snake, of course)
*hides it deep in Monkey's pantz*
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Dec 19, 2010 14:22:31 GMT -5
The fuuuu?
*takes cookie out of pants and shoves it down Boss' throat*
Why does this sound sexual? Oh yeah, it's Boss.
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Liebe ist f?r alle da
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Post by Big Boss on Dec 19, 2010 14:41:54 GMT -5
*takes cookie out of my mouth* It was a joke so no one would get the cookie!!!! (you hurt mah feelingz)
*tosses cookie to Buddy the Elf*
Hot potato, mother f*cker!
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Dec 19, 2010 19:53:56 GMT -5
I hated Elf!
*knee bashes Buddy in the face and grabs cookie*
Here Snake, guess where this is going. *Shoves cookie up snake's *** so far that Snake has an ******* and falls in a puddle of ****! *
Wow that was graphic!
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Big Boss
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Liebe ist f?r alle da
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Post by Big Boss on Dec 21, 2010 10:15:55 GMT -5
*gets the cookie out of my ass and tosses it aside*
You win, evil monkey, no one wants the cookie now...
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Dec 21, 2010 16:02:46 GMT -5
Not evil, just chaotic. And damn straight I win.
*walks away Rambo style*
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Post by lammy on Dec 21, 2010 21:49:33 GMT -5
Covered in...ass...or not! That cookie is mine! Even though I have no intention of eating it after where's it's been.
Go, magical girl transformatioooon!
Super Cookie Recovery Pounce Attack, activate!
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