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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 8, 2010 12:44:45 GMT -5
granted, yuo know all the languages, however two minutes after you aquire the knowledge you are hit my lightning and struck Mute for the rest of your life. also the lightning gives you a excessive twitch that stops you from writing.
i wish dinner would cook quicker
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Post by Rex on Jun 8, 2010 12:46:51 GMT -5
Granted, but to do you it must use nuclear power which mutates the food. The instead of you eating dinner, dinner eats you!
I wish I had a puppy
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 8, 2010 13:04:30 GMT -5
granted, you are given the puppy of Cerberus, the three headed dog. it presumnes to eat your leg while you sleep.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 9, 2010 13:36:44 GMT -5
i wish the buses would arrive on time
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Post by Rex on Jun 10, 2010 16:49:50 GMT -5
Granted, they are now always on time to be late.
I wish that I didn't have to fold laundry.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 10, 2010 19:42:54 GMT -5
granted all alundery folds itself, however the uscle wastage frothe lack of folding causes you to become so weak that you can not do anythin but watch your sheets fold themselves into the shape of swans.
i wish everything was cheaper
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Post by Rex on Jun 10, 2010 22:00:29 GMT -5
Granted, but the world falls into a recession and must bail themselves out by asking me for money. They can never pay me back so I end up ruling the world and kill you and a few others as entertainment.
I wish I had a double cheese pizza with thick crust.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 11, 2010 6:25:01 GMT -5
granted, you have a heart attack and die....try salad next time.
i wish everyone would just get along
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Post by Rex on Jun 11, 2010 16:46:28 GMT -5
Granted, everyone gets along at the expense of torturing you and your loved ones forever.
I wish life would be less stressful.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 13, 2010 6:18:06 GMT -5
granted, your life becomes very relaxed, so relaxed that you gain 400 pounds. you now have to wash yourself with a rag on a stick, and you need a crane to lift you from your bed.
i wish i didnt feel sick
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Post by Rex on Jun 13, 2010 21:40:53 GMT -5
Granted, you feel great, so great in fact that you go and pick a fight with a dangerous gang memeber who stabs you to death, but at least you feel great while dying...
I wish I could control time.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 14, 2010 12:28:53 GMT -5
granted you go back and accidentally kill your own grandfather.
because he is dead, you never existed, so you dont go back and kill him so he lives and you are created and you kill him but because he is dead, you never existed, so you dont go back and kill him so he lives and you are created and you kill him but because he is dead, you never existed, so you dont go back and kill him so he lives and you are created and you kill him but because he is dead, you never existed, so you dont go back and kill him so he lives and you are created and you kill him etc
i wish CD cases were not so fragile
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Post by Rex on Jun 14, 2010 15:55:14 GMT -5
Granted, CD cases become much more durable whih also makes them much heavier. One day you accidentaly drop on on your foot which makes you jump up and down in pain which causes you to knock into a CD case holder which makes all the heavy CD cases fall on you and kill you.
I wish I could make movies with my mind
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 14, 2010 15:57:52 GMT -5
granted, everyone sees the movie of "my inapropriate dream" which gets you a creative film award, but also lands you in a maximum security mental institute.
i wish getting up in the morning was easier.
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Post by Rex on Jun 14, 2010 19:36:27 GMT -5
Granted, getting up in the morning is now much easier for you now habor immense fear of being eaten by the demon who will now try to eat you at sunrise.
I wish I could shape shift.
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