Rex
Weak
Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
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Post by Rex on Jun 5, 2010 12:04:00 GMT -5
Hey guys, the game works like this: I make a wish and the next person to post corrupts my wish and makes a wish of thier own that the next person corrupts.
ie. 'I wish I had a private jet'
"Wish granted, but the jet is full of year old blue cheese and you can't ever get the smeel out."
"I wish I had the power to fly"
I'll start it off: I wish I had a chocolate cake.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 6, 2010 8:51:09 GMT -5
wish granted you have a chocolate cake, but no mouth to eat it with.
i wish i had a electic guitar
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Post by Apollo on Jun 6, 2010 9:42:04 GMT -5
Wish granted but in return you must give me your fingers.
I wish I had universal knolage
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Rex
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Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
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Post by Rex on Jun 6, 2010 13:41:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you are hit by a lightning bolt which fries your brain and you have to spend the rest of your life in a mental institute.
I wish I was the richest man in the world!
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 6, 2010 16:38:12 GMT -5
granted, but all the wealth has been given to you in the form of stock shares in a company that produced talking-shoes. you become a tramp, but you have a great portfolio
i wish i had as much cola as i can drink
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Rex
Weak
Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
Posts: 47
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Post by Rex on Jun 6, 2010 18:02:23 GMT -5
Granted, but all the cola is flat and expired. Therefore you will continue to drink nasty tasty cola.
I wish I could control people's minds.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 6, 2010 18:36:17 GMT -5
wish granted, you control the mind of your nextdoor nieghbour, and tellthem to kill your greatest enemy, they promptly kill you. as you are your own Nemesis.
i wish i owned a real medieval broadsword
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Rex
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Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
Posts: 47
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Post by Rex on Jun 6, 2010 19:18:29 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it is delivered by a real medieval knight who promptly cuts you open with said broadsword.
I wish I had an obediant pet dinosaur
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 6, 2010 19:24:59 GMT -5
wish granted. you are happy with your dinosaur right up until it reaches old age. when it dies you attempt to flush it down the tiolet, the resulting back-flow causes global rises in sea levels, killing millions of non-aquatic people.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 7, 2010 16:02:25 GMT -5
i wish i was free
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Rex
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Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
Posts: 47
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Post by Rex on Jun 7, 2010 17:02:30 GMT -5
Granted, you are free of your human bonds so you die.
I wish I was immortal and my body would never deteriorate.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 7, 2010 17:14:11 GMT -5
wish granted. you live. and live. you outlive your friends, and family, see the end of civilisation, the beginning of the next, you begin to avoid people, as your immortality means you will have to watch them die sooner or later. you become the most bitter person, afraid and alone, you wait for a end that will never come. then when the universe ends, God gives you a good slapping for your troubles.
i wish i had more tea.
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Rex
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Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
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Post by Rex on Jun 7, 2010 19:30:17 GMT -5
Granted, but the almighty tea dragon is angered at you for taking his tea and eats you.
I wish I had a plasma screen tv.
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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 8, 2010 9:15:05 GMT -5
granted, you connect up your Wii, and fail to follow the safety instructions. while playing Wii Sport tennnis you throw your Wii remote at your plasma screen TV, breaking it beyond repare.
i wish i was king for a day
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Rex
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Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
Posts: 47
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Post by Rex on Jun 8, 2010 12:23:43 GMT -5
Granted, but you become king on Jupiter so you have only ten hours of reign over nothing.
I wish I could speak all the languages of the world correctly and fluently
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