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Post by unseenscholar on Jun 15, 2010 16:17:13 GMT -5
granted, the first shape you try is a fly, i squish you accidentally with my over-sized rubber chicken.
i wish th weekend came sooner
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Rex
Weak
Bye-byes are not for legends, I'm forever young, my name shall survive
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Post by Rex on Jun 16, 2010 21:57:24 GMT -5
Granted, but because of this time passes faster and you die within a few months due to old age.
I wish I had an oversized rubber chicken!
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Post by Super War Paladin Monkey on Feb 14, 2011 20:15:00 GMT -5
...*smirks evilly as he shoves a giant rubber chicken up Rex's ****
I wish I was nicer to people...OH SHI-
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Big Boss
Strong
Liebe ist f?r alle da
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Post by Big Boss on Feb 15, 2011 12:33:04 GMT -5
It is granted, but people still know that you were mean to them, so everytime you see them, you get the living snot beat out of you.
I wish i could perform with Linkin Park
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on May 12, 2011 0:31:52 GMT -5
Granted, but the day of the performance, the whole band gets sick and dies. You are forced to tell the crowd that Linkin Park is dead. The crowd mobs you and you spend the rest of your strangely long life in a wheelchair.
I wish I never made another wish.
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Post by Night on May 12, 2011 3:24:59 GMT -5
Wish granted....because shortly after your wish for no more wishes you seem to die for no reason....
I wish for.......non fat non poison non huge, regular sized, non killing, non pain giving, regular human made......cookie....
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Big Boss
Strong
Liebe ist f?r alle da
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Post by Big Boss on May 12, 2011 12:09:27 GMT -5
granted, but it's made out of sh*t .
I wish i could have kicked Osama in the nuts before he died.
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on May 19, 2011 18:01:56 GMT -5
Granted. Then he shoots you in the head. (That was easy.)
I wish I didn't know the word "wish".
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¡мuş℮!
Barely moderate
0.o do whaa?
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Post by ¡мuş℮! on Sept 5, 2012 2:31:47 GMT -5
Granted. But because the word wish is made up of the letters W, I, S, and H it erases them comletely from your vocabulary. Therefore make you talk like a unitelligent individual for the rest of your life.
I wish I could make a wish worth wishing for.
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Post by amanae on Oct 2, 2012 21:28:31 GMT -5
Granted, however all your wishes from now on will become the opposite of what they were stated to be.
I wish exams were not so stressful
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on Feb 1, 2013 17:59:03 GMT -5
Granted....but now, the entire class attains the grade of the worst graded exam. And you have a slack off who always get's an F in your class.
I wish to not make a wish.
(HA! CORRUPT THAT!)
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Post by nin1ja on Feb 1, 2013 19:01:49 GMT -5
(This sounds like a fun game) Wish granted, but due to you wishing to not make a wish, you yourself become a paradox, and thus explode.
I wish my calculator could divide by zero, and not destroy the universe...
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Post by Duke Bippwatt on Feb 1, 2013 21:08:59 GMT -5
(DAMN IT!)
Granted...however, it does this by making it work opposite. So, dividing by 0 works. But 0 divided by doesn't. Oh, and, if you did type 0/x, the universe would explode!
I wish I had complete control of time...
(Hmm. Wonder how that will be corrupted)
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Post by nin1ja on Feb 1, 2013 21:34:54 GMT -5
Granted, Congratulations, You now have a stop watch which works like every other stopwatch, you can merely control when to time and not to affect other runners times.
I wish I could find the light switch in this dark room...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvkjP6dqpfY
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